I Escaped…This Time
|June 26, 2013||Posted by hazardw under Uncategorized|
Grainy “bigfoot-in-the-distance” type image here, but I can confirm this headcase showed up at my Sketch CageMatch performance at Improv Boston this Saturday. Thank God I’d stepped out for a second to go scope the lobby and make sure he wasn’t around, lucky break there. From what I gathered from the audience after the show he basically berated me for 4 minutes and recounted embarrassing wrestling-related stories from my high school years.
Multiple sources assert that the intense glow coming from his chest was the result of liberally applied baby oil. Psycho. Regardless, I won, and I’ll be back again to defend my title this coming Saturday 6/29, 9pm. Come on out if you can, who knows what he’s going to do next…